Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

True Headline this time...

"Searchers Find No Sign of Killer Shark"
http://www.wyff4.com/family/16020647/detail.html

Er...except for the dead guy?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

A new blog...a must see!

This one comes courtesy of Tigerhawk, and is FANTASTIC!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

David Hasselhoff is New Spokesman for U.S. Beef Council…


Beverly Hills, CA –After months of searching, the U.S. Beef Council announced today that actor/singer David Hasselhoff will be their new spokesperson. Hasselhoff, 55, said he was pleased with the deal, and he looked forward to getting started soon. “I love beef, I eat it frequently, so this is a great fit for me”, the actor told us this afternoon. Hasselhoff’s agenda will help promote the consumption of beef by young and old alike. He is best known for his portrayal of lone crime-fighter Michael Knight in “Knight Rider” and a buff lifeguard in “Baywatch”, both television programs popular in North America in the 1980’s and 1990’s.

Hasselhoff also appeared in a candid video that featured him, severely inebriated, chowing on a Wendy’s cheeseburger. The video, filmed by his eldest daughter, was meant to convince him to cease drinking alcoholic beverages. It appeared on the Internet and quickly became popular. It was this video that led the U.S. Beef Council to consider Hasselhoff for the new position.

Monday, April 21, 2008

FASHION NEWS: Fundamentalist Mormon Ladies Spark Summer Fashion Trend


San Angelo, TX – Fashion Designers like Donna Karan and Tommy Hilfiger are buzzing about the hottest fashion trend for the coming summer season: Fundamentalist Mormon chic. The recent raid of a Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in Texas has ignited excitement in the fashion world. Donna Karan said, “ We love the plain, clean lines, modest frocks, and simple color schemes. We are going to incorporate these themes into our summer line”. The women of the church typically dress modestly in accordance with their religious principles. Karan’s fashion group, DKNY, will market their new summer line under the brand name “Calling for Zion". Look for it in stores in May 2008.