Beverly Hills, CA – Sources inside Cedars-Sinai Medical Center told this web log that Britney Spears has begun menstruating for the month of April. Speaking on conditions of strict anonymity, these sources claim that Spears, age 27, became aware of the issue shortly after waking up in the hospital this morning. Spears had been admitted to the center for what was reported as yet another episode of complete lunacy. Spears allegedly drove her Mercedes SUV to a local gas station and began pumping PREMIUM gasoline into the car. Standers-by intervened and she was rushed to Cedars, an entourage of police, paparazzi, and avid fans trailing behind as they sped down Sunset Boulevard.
When Ms. Spears became aware of the menstruation, the medical staff rushed to her aid, bringing a variety of sanitary products to mitigate the situation. Our sources say that, while the situation was “intense”, Spears was never in any danger.
Spears, a vocalist and dancer, has two children with cult leader Kevin Federline. She resides in Beverly Hills on occasion.
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